Can you write a fun HOLIDAY story using these words in CHRONOLOGICAL order? (just for fun!! NOT H.W.!!)?

family

fruitcake

turkey

stuffing

vocal

bossy

pumpkin

pandemonium

prize

year





(Haha!! I am NOT leading you down the primrose path!!!)

Can you write a fun HOLIDAY story using these words in CHRONOLOGICAL order? (just for fun!! NOT H.W.!!)?
Silva Brings Sunshine Home For The Holidays

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AND NOW PART TWO:



As they left the airport Admiral's Club, Silva was "half in the bag" and Sunshine had FINALLY straightened things out. It wasn't Miss Kitty who had answered Matt's phone, after all; She had dialed the wrong number!!

Silva was rummaging through her purse for the car key as Sunshine was saying goodbye to Matt......"Oh, baaaaaaaby.....I miss YOU more. Yes I do, sugar britches."

Silva:"Sunshine.....Get off that phone and help me find my damn keys.My FAMILY will think we've been in a car accident !"

Sunshine rang off and looked at Silva...."Are you talking about the ones in your hand? Come on, FRUITCAKE....Give me the keys and let's go." Silva would have argued but she was having trouble pursing her lips to form intelligible words.



As Sunshine pulled the car into traffic, Silva started laughing uncontrollably......."You are such a TURKEY, Sunshine. We aren't in Dodge City, you know. Stop looking for wayward cows and gun it!!!" Sunshine screeched out into traffic , throwing Silva hard against the gear shift.

Silva:" Slow down, you moron!!!"

Sunshine:"I'm about to knock the STUFFING out of you, Silva!" The two women, who were quite VOCAL, continued to argue until they came to a fork in the road.

Sunshine:"Which way should I go?"

Silva who had had her head between her legs for the last three miles asked Sunshine to pull off the road.

Silva:" Slow down!! Slow down! I'm so carsick. You are the worse driver I have ever known!"

Sunshine glared at Silva....."And you are very BOSSY!

Silva mumbled......"PUMPKIN head."

Sunshine mumbled......Hussey from Hoboken."

At this point, PANDEMONIUM broke out.

Silva stopped vomiting long enough to yell at Sunshine........

" You know. You ain't no PRIZE, missy!"

Sunshine grabbed her cell phone to call Matt. Unfortunately, she dialed the wrong number again!!

As it was ringing, she shouted to Silva......."I have been with you for exactly 2 hours .......It feels like a YEAR !!! "

She shushed Silva with a wave of her hand......"Hello? Hello?!

Oh GAWD !!!! Is that you , Miss Kitty ?! Damn it!! Put Matt on this phone at once!!!" She turned to Silva...." I will kill both of them, I swear!!!........Hello? Matt? Why the hell is Kitty with you?!!! Huh?! What did you say?! Father Clancy ?! What the hell?! Is this 955-1949 ??!! HUH? Ohhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhh.....

Sorry Father. Yes. Quite. I understand. Yes. Uh huh. Three Hail Mary's...... Gotcha. No, I'm not Catholic...I'm a lapsed Baptist, but I'll give 'er a go. Well....Hee Haw and bless you too, Father."

Silva wiped the drool from her chin as she watched and listened to her old friend........" OH ! MY ! GAWD!

I need a glass of Merlot."
Reply:Thank you so much, This was lots of fun.

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Reply:It was Thanksgiving day, and that evening the Smith family was having their relatives over for dinner. Little Johnny told Mrs. Smith, "Mommy, be sure to make fruitcake, because that's my FAVORITE dessert! I like it better than pie! Even if it is Thanksgiving." Mrs. Smith smiled and replied, "Don't I always, dear? But first I have to put the turkey in the oven and make the stuffing. After all, the turkey and stuffing are a VERY important part of the festive Thanksgiving meal!"

Mrs. Smith went into the kitchen to put the turkey in the oven and set out to begin making the stuffing. As she began to chop the almonds, she heard their new puppy, Elmo, barking from the next room. *Oh, dear,* Mrs. Smith thought to herself. *Elmo is being very vocal, which makes it hard for me to concentrate on making the stuffing. He probably wants to go outside in the yard.*

"Lydia!" Mrs. Smith called to her teenage daughter. "Could you let Elmo out?" From her room, Lydia rolled her eyes, and put her hot pink nail polish bottle down, sighing. Waving her half-finished nails in the air to dry them, she went to find Elmo, thinking *God, mom is SO bossy, doesn't she know I have things to do, things I might be in the MIDDLE of doing?!* But, Lydia loved Elmo, so she didn't mind much. She just wished it could have been at a more convenient time. *Well, hopefully mom is making pumpkin pie,* she thought, turning her attention to the Thanksgiving dinner tonight. *Or we'll have pandemonium, because its not just me who loves pumpkin pie, so do all our relatives, except my freak brother Jimmy.*

Lydia went back to the room and retrieved her prize bottle of nail polish, and set to finishing her nails. *Hopefully this year will be a good Thanksgiving, * she thought.
Reply:I remember my worst family holiday. My little brother Ed's a fruitcake. He is lots of fun, but sometimes he gets a little too silly. My little sister Susie -she's a turkey - a real pest. Always getting into a little mischief, nothing too serious though and I have to hand it to her - she is usually clever enough to get out of it too. While we are all stuffing our faces on holidays she's usually planning another prank. Of course every one will at first blame Ed. He is more vocal while she just sits there acting innocent. My older sister Mary is the bossy one. She's the oldest and always thinks she's the one left in control, even when my parents are home. When Mom asked us if we had any ideas for costumes, Mary shot back with an idea that we all dress up as Peanuts characters. Mom loved the idea that we would all share the same theme. Mary's head swelled so big I'm surprised she ever made it out of the living room. She was supposed to be Lucy. Ed was Linus, Susie played Sally, but I had to be the great pumpkin! I hated it, but Mom loved it so we had to go along with it. I hope I get to pick next time. I will come up with something really good for Mary. We went to the church festival again. It was more crowded this time though. I remember there were people from my school there that did not go to our church. There was so much pandemonium with all the kids moving around to all the different games, all the adults trying to follow them, and all the helpers trying to deliver prizes and everything. Then there was a costume contest. Guess who won first prize! I was so embarrassed, especially with some of the guys and this one girl I liked standing right there on the stage behind me. I remember that. That was the year I got my first kiss.
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My family is the best we always have the best Thanksgiving. Aunt Belle's fruitcake isn't always edible but the turkey is the best! I always love the way my mother stuffs the stuffing in delicately baking it in soo carefully and tenderly. It tastes wonderful and the kitchen smells delectible. Although my 3 year old sister vocalizing the prayer isn't always the best vocal you've ever heard. "Thaaaaannnkkkk thuuuhhhh llllooorrrrrrddd ffffoorrr thiiissssssss wuuuuuunnnnndddurrrrfulllll meeeeeeaaaallll aaannd alll ittttssss yummmmmyyy smelllls." And for such a horrible singer she is one bossy kid.



But after the meal we always have pumpkin pie. I make the pie and i use a lot of SECRET ingreedients it is soo fun to do because nobody in the world uses the exact same recipie that i do. but if i mess it up the world will be in pandemonium and it's not a pretty sight. i had the pie blow up in the oven once and tht was totally not funny.. Although my sister reallly thought so.



We also have a contest to dress up like a pilgrim or indian with our whole family. my dads side dresses up as indians and my mums side dresses up as pilgrims. we Always win and the prize is from our uncle, Uncle jorge it is usually a 50 dollar gift card to a book star because our entire family loves to read. But its near the end of the year and we try to not miss eachother till christmas. because we live so far from eachother its not til christmas that we see eachother but thats our Thanksgiving in a nutshell for ya.





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